Lack of challenges
Do you feel that your life is lacking real challenges? Do you feel that every day is the same?
Don’t worry, there is a solution for your problem!
Develop alcohol addiction! Use hard drugs!
By being an alcoholic, your life will suddenly become full of challenges. There is nothing more reassuring than waking up in the morning, knowing that indeed, there is a reason to live, namely: to stop drinking. And what is even better is realizing in the afternoon that there is another meaning in life, which is even more meaningful than the previous one, namely: to drink again!
If you are a hard drug addict you can try all kind of things you didn’t dare to try before, in order to cover the costs of your extravagant hobby, for example: stealing the pocket money of little children on the street; prostituting yourself or murdering an old-woman money-lender and being sentenced to penal servitude in Siberia. How challenging!
Don’t miss out on this exceptional opportunity!
Choose addiction! Choose life!
