Loneliness
Do you feel often lonely? Do you feel that no one really cares about you, that your existence remains unacknowledged and unappreciated? Do you feel an endless solitaire while walking home on a dark and empty street?
If the answer is yes, let me introduce you a simple and efficient method to fight loneliness:
Develop paranoid schizophrenia!
Symptoms: constant feelings of being watched, followed or persecuted.
You will be persistently receiving particular attention from others: from the gnome who is watching you through the window while you are watching TV, from the man with the black teeth in the cupboard or the clown under your bed, waiting for you to fall asleep.
No more lonely nights!
Choose paranoia! Choose life! le a tetejére
