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2008-02-19 17:30:33, dottir

Advantages:

1. You will stay quite fit by doing the praying exercises 5 times per day.

2. Allah akbar. (Meaning: ‘Allah is great, no matter what they say. Words can't bring him down. Allah is great, in every single way, yes, words can't bring him down. So don't you bring him down today.’)

Disadvantages:

1. Mecca is far from here, pal. You don’t have enough holidays for such a walk.

2. People will get out of the metro when you get in because they believe that you have hidden TNT into your 3 years old daughter. (They don’t know that your little girl is already so evil that she refused to swallow the TNT you offered her for breakfast. The stubborn child is not willing to explode before she succeeds to transform the kindergarten to an Al-Qaeda summer camp.)

le a tetejére

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#1336165, 2008-02-20 12:48:42, lacxox

It's okay to make fun of Judaism or Christianity... But now, you've gone too far. You are damned.

#1336197, 2008-02-20 13:13:08, dottir

'God damn it... Oh, I mean Allah damn it!'

#1336613, 2008-02-20 18:56:12, Anonim

what?? you have hidden tnt??

#1336666, 2008-02-20 21:09:38, agidd

I'm reallly waiting for Buddhism part!Hurry up!

#1336671, 2008-02-20 21:19:45, dottir

you'll get it soon, baby

#1339097, 2008-02-24 23:27:05, Anonim

I do like the first advantage ... eventhough is just a matter of stretching and not losing weight ... but it's still something! what about carrying out the cross (Christianity)? would be probably a better exercise, and you should do it almost coninuosly for the rest of your life! what for? being well fit for the Heaven! think about it ... yle

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dottir

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Mondj már valamit, Anonim!

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