Christianity
Advantages:
1. Jesus will love you.
2. God will love you.
3. I’m not sure about the taste of the Holy Spirit, but (s)he might like you too.
(Three quite influential friends at one blow! Think about it!)
Disadvantages:
1. Too many restrictions. You can’t have other gods (not even a tiny little god in the drawer), can’t make any idols (your adoration for garden gnomes is questionable), can’t make a wrongful use of the name of God (can’t sign more fake cheques in his name), and can’t even murder or steal (downloading pirated films is stealing). All the fun is gone, as there is nothing more relaxing than bearing false witness against your neighbour on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
2. If you would choose this option in order to meet your grandma in heaven again, you better forget about it: how do you imagine finding someone in a place with billions and billions of inhabitants of twenty-one centuries? (I would rather recommend you to subscribe to the afterlife edition of Facebook. It helped me to find Zachariah, the goldfish I taught to breathe properly on the kitchen table 20 years ago.)7 hozzaszolas
